I've never really thought much about being a businessman, but if I were to be one, I would want to be a sports consultant. I've followed baseball, football, and basketball my whole life and am a true champion at FIFA, making me a brilliant person to have in the front office. I would be located at my house, and the leagues' different presidents and general managers would sit on my couch and we would talk sports over a nice cup of coffee, brewed by my butler Juan. Because of my invaluable sports expertise, I have to charge a high fee. I would charge $50 an hour. Here are some of my advertising masterpieces.
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